Most Accurate Zodiac Descriptions
  • Aries: Too hyped for life. They're always ready to burn something down.
  • Taurus: Most philosophical, stubborn, and strange as all hell.
  • Gemini: really easy on the eyes but worst on the brain. Vain, superficial space cadets
  • Cancer: cranky yet funny yet so fresh. They're a little too soft underneath it all.
  • Leo: self-righteous, loyal, pampered honeys in the kingdom.
  • Virgo: most critical yet nurturing, anal creatures on this Earth.
  • Libra: skeptical, slightly homicidal, unbalanced, yet deeply crave peace with all walks of life.
  • Scorpio: one of the most loneliest, saddest, yet loyal and intense signs who can't tell the difference between their hearts and their genitals
  • Sagittarius: fierce, know-it-all, highly driven sexy hoes always craving to expand
  • Capricorn: hardest working, silent, critical ass sexual deviant
  • Aquarius: freaky ass rebel who fights for freedom yet they are not even from this planet
  • Pisces: the wisest fool you'll ever know. They're the oldest of them all & just want to escape.

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  • Capricorn: "It’s not about what you’re capable of, it’s about what you are willing to endure.” (Orrin Woodward)

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My best friend

was sentenced to 16 years in prison today for manslaughter, a crime he only committed in self-defense.
The “justice” system is a fucking joke.

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